Showing posts with label hilarious. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hilarious. Show all posts
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Saturday, April 9, 2011
You probably didn’t know Charlie Sheen had his own cooking show…well, neither did we!
As always enjoy, and share Charlie Sheen’s Winning Recipes!
Friday, April 1, 2011
It's good seeing people take their new found fame & use it to try & help others, check out this clip w/ Rebecca Black in it!
This video was done w/Funny or Die. ☻
& if you happen to NOT be familiar w/the site
who makes videos like this *& tons of other
HILARIOUS ones then I suggest you click the
Link I placed in the words, Funny or Die it will
take you to their home page. Enjoy♥.Friday, March 11, 2011
Charlie Sheen inspired funny facebook status updates and more...
Charlie...
- is Winning! Duh!
- is on a drug, it’s called ‘Charlie Sheen.’ It’s not available cuz if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and children will weep over your exploded body.”
- will let you borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like dude, can’t handle it, unplug this bastard. It fires in a way that is, I don’t know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm.
- When you’ve got tiger blood and Adonis DNA, it’s like, get with the program dude.
- wishes you nothing but pain in your silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated you earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
- says there's my life. Deal with it. Oh, wait, can't process it? LOSERS! Winning! Buh-bye
- is the new sheriff in town and I have an army of assassins!
- is addicted to one thing right now.... Winning!
- thinks that the bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math ... another one of their mottoes is 'Don't be special, be one of us.' Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you! I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I'm done
- is sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time and this includes naps. I'm an F18, bro and I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground!
- is dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. They lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, and you never will! Stop trying! Just sit back and enjoy the show!
- What they’re not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.”
- thinks as kids we’re not taught how to deal with success; we’re taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?”
- has probably took more drugs than anyone could survive. I’m bangin’ 7-gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, one gear… go!
- says it is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshisc**k again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension
This is a hilarious blog who put this post up as well as many other hilarious facebook statuses that they've collected. Check it out it's here, The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates!
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Which SuperBowl commercial was your favorite!?!?!! Watch them all here, and decide......♥
Which SuperBowl commercial was your favorite!?!?!! LMAO..click play and then just let them play through and they will play all, enjoy! *Smiles*
Pee Wee's Big Adventure - Large Marge Fun
This is DEFINITELY a WTF kinda post, lmfao!!!!!!! Enjoy!!! ☺
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Keenan Cahill Tribute (Requested by @SammiDeHart♥)
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Friday, January 14, 2011
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
10 people who look like........
LEFT: Blanka (Character from the Street Fighter series, monstrously huge, most likely insane) RIGHT: Carrot Top (Comedian, monstrously huge, most likely Insane)
LEFT: Claude (Grand Theft Auto II & III's protagonist and badass killing machine) RIGHT: Freddy Rodriguez (played Planet Terror's protagonist who was also a badass killing machine)
LEFT: Daxter (Character from the Jak and Daxter series, used to being a more central character's bitch... I mean sidekick) RIGHT: DJ Qualls (Actor, also used to never being anything other than a sidekick)
LEFT: Dhalsim (Character from Street Fighter series, was once a pacifist prior to competing in the Street Fighter tournament, comes from India) RIGHT: Gandhi (Spiritual leader, also hails from India, and was one of the world's most famous pacifists)
LEFT: Dr. Wily (Character from the Mega Man series, hates Mega Man) RIGHT: Christopher Lloyd (Played Doc from the Back to the Future series, hates when people mess with the space time continuum )
LEFT: Kratos (Heavily armored pasty-faced warrior who blasphemes God on a regular basis) RIGHT: Galder (Ditto.. except he also plays lead guitar in the black metal band Dimmu Borgir)
LEFT: Larry Laffer (Character from the Leisure Suit Larry Series, pervert ) RIGHT: Dennis Kucinich (Democratic politician, could possibly be a pervert)
LEFT: Link (Central character in the Legend of Zelda series, an elf, and looks like a girl from a distance ) RIGHT: Orlando Bloom (Played an elf in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, knows how to shoot a bow, and is also quite feminine)
LEFT: Sheeva (Unnaturally muscular female fighter from the Mortal Kombat series, has 4 arms) RIGHT: Chyna (Aside from not having 2 sets of arms, this onetime pro wrestler is equally as disgusting and unattractive
LEFT: Wario (Forgettable antagonist from the Mario series, sports a wacky mustache) RIGHT: Gene
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